52 Funniest Pub Chalkboard Signs
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Date June 2016 May 2016 April 2016 March 2016 February 2016 January 2016 November 2015 October 2015 September 2015 August 2015 July 2015 June 2015 May 2015 March 2015 February 2015 November 2014 October 2014 Pulling punters into your pub can be difficult at the best of times. Sometimes the answer is to make people stop and think by simply being that little bit different with your advertising and marketing. Word-of-mouth is often one of the best tools for gaining new customers – in any business. And what better way of encouraging it, than with a spot of humour? Why not put a funny new message on a blackboard sign outside your pub every week of the year, to boost your business – and get your locals talking? We run professional Chalkboard Courses if you need any more help.
Here are 52 hilarious
pub blackboard signs to get your creative juices flowing and get droves of new customers laughing through your door. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Alcohol. Because no great story ever started with a guy having a salad. I saved some beer today. It was trapped in a bottle. Today’s special: Buy one beer for the price of two and receive a second beer absolutely free! Beer + lazy sign writing Pubs! The official sunblock of Ireland. Forecast for tonight: Alcohol, low standards & poor decisions You are very … booze … thirsty There are better things in the world than alcohol. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them Drink plenty of water in this heat. Beer is made up of 97% water. Hungry? We will feed you. Thirsty? We will get you drunk. Lonely? … We will get you drunk We have beers as cold as your ex’s heart Has your dog died? Worried about the size of your penis? Found out your husband is gay? Starting to find animals attractive? You can numb these problems temporarily with the help of … BOOZE!! Remember: The more you drink, the less you worry. Sweet Dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie? Soup of the day – whiskey [responsive] [/responsive][gap height=”10″] It will rain now I’ve put this board out Today’s offer. Buy any 2 drinks & pay for them both… Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard… BEER If I only wanted one drink I’d go to communion Have you been injured in a work place accident? No? Well, you’re not drinking enough at lunchtime. Let us help you win thousands of pounds. No gin, no fee. The NAKED truth about our WAITRESSES is they only FLIRT WITH YOU to get better tips. Nice drinks. Dunno… Maybe bears. Wouldn’t risk it. When life gives you lemons … ask for salt and tequila Is everything ok? Yes – come and have a drink. No – come and have a drink. Innocent grapes died for you If you don’t drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2am? You know what’s fun about being sober? NOTHING Free air guitar with every pint Water for your dogs … or short people with low standards. We don’t judge. Dinosaurs didn’t drink, and now they’re extinct. Coincidence ???? [responsive] [/responsive][gap height=”10″] Free beer, topless bartenders & false advertising After Tuesday even the calendar goes W T F Beer is made from hops. Hops are healthy plants. Beer = Salad. (you’re welcome) Booze. Food. Fun. Real life. Beer in not the answer … it’s the question (the answer is yes) Beer is why I get up every afternoon. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s almost the same thing Beer. So much more than just a breakfast drink. I don’t want to get technical or anything. But according to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution. Remember, stressed is desserts spelled backwards Entrance to Narnia. Imaginative people only. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says to love your enemy” – Frank Sinatra Whisky helps me appreciate the small things in life – like shot glasses Every now and again you need to get wasted. How ’bout now? Happy Birthday. (One in every 365 people will think this sign is spooky) Our coffee is an experience that chalk is unable to convey. Come in and meet your future ex-wife Special offer – Give us money, we give you beer I’ll trade ya my air-conditioning for your sobriety Guys: No shirt – no service. Ladies: No shirt – no charge. [responsive] [/responsive][gap height=”10″] [responsive] [/responsive]